2008年1月18日星期五

吉屋出售

這並非售屋廣告, 不過是介紹全多倫多最細的屋!!!

Toronto's S SMALLEST HOUSE ! ! !
If .
..... You live alone or with one other person (or an extremely small dog) .. or if ..... You don't have much stuff (barely more than a homeless person) . or if ..... You miss that cute little apartment you lived in while teaching English in Japan
THEN THIS IS THE PLACE FOR YOU ! !



This house, located near the intersection of XXX Street and XXX Road is believed to be Toronto's smallest house.  Occupying what used to be a driveway, it's a one bedroom, one bathroom home that sits on a parcel of land 7.25 feet (2.2 metres) wide and 113.67 feet (34.6 metres) long and has an interior area of just under 300 square feet (under 28 square metres).




Here's the living room, looking towards the front of the house





Here's the living room again, looking towards the back ...





Here's the kitchen.  Note that despite the small space,they've managed to fit a washer and dryer into the place.





And here the bedroom with the Murphy Bed retracted:








You also get some patio space out back.

Here it is, looking towards the front of the house:




And here's the patio looking towards the back:




Here are the home's "Listed Features":

* Completely re-done top-to-bottom, front-to-back!

* Tumbled stone entrance walk
* Renovated Bath
* Renovated Kitchen with newer stove, new cabinets and new stacked washer/dryer
* Bedroom with Murphy Bedd + "Built-Ins" ... (doubles as a den)!
* Walk-out to fenced patio
* 100 Amp service
* 2 Satellite Dishes and Receiver
* Window Air Conditioner Available
價錢?? 大家猜猜看!

29 則留言:

  1. 搬字過紙,你仲慳水慳力過法師﹗
    [版主回覆01/18/2008 17:18:00]剛剛收到兼做地產經紀的家長呢個電郵, 佢都係見間屋過癮先寄黎俾我地睇吓啫, 唔通仲慢慢譯完先出咩, 個個都識英文...

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  2. 一碌棍咁又無側邊窗,都要百幾萬呀!
    [版主回覆01/18/2008 17:20:00]梗係古靈精怪先放上黎俾你地睇啦, 平平無奇、正正常常有鬼好睇咩!

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  3. 乜你兩兜友咁鬼快架, 就未整好就入黎搞搞震. 想整住一半去瞓都唔得... 

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  4. 麻雀雖小,五臟俱全!迷你長屋?
    [版主回覆01/18/2008 20:25:00]雖然窄長, 裏面睇落都幾骨子架. 本來是屋的車路, 不知如何竟然可以起屋?

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  5. 阿大﹐  雖然間屋細D﹐  但總算樣樣俱全耶 ﹐ 屋價好難估耶﹐  location 先最緊要
    [版主回覆01/21/2008 09:48:00]哈, 說得也是, 你都唔多知呢邊行情。稍後先開估啦!

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  6. 間屋買左後可唔可以拆左佢再起三層嫁!!
    [版主回覆01/21/2008 09:47:00]呢度買屋, 雖然笪地係自己(口既), 但要拆黎重建上蓋, 每次都要入則申請。以呢個地盤黎講, 冇可能批准起三層。其實而家咁喺原本車路度起一間咁(口既), 我都已經唔明點解會批准。

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  7. 間屋細細長長,都有七百幾呎,裝修唔錯,價錢就唔知點估o勒。o係條車路度起屋,買左之後俾人鋤咪一殼眼淚﹗  
    [版主回覆01/21/2008 09:56:00]應該係批准左架嘞, 否則邊敢咁張揚丫, 地產公司亦唔敢沾手! 入便就幾企理, 不過俾人夾住, 門口細細, 外出睇就始終古怪D囉。

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  8. 阿大﹐  骨摸令﹐  你果邊應該仲係星期日黎喎﹐  有無出去威威呀﹖  情人就慘啦﹐ 病咗兩日﹐ 今日先好小小咋﹐   
    [版主回覆01/21/2008 11:04:00]冷親耶? 都話打感冒針好D啦! 領左野都冇咁辛苦架! 保重啊... 星期日多數家庭樂, 開吓枱, 夜晚食埋飯先返屋企囉. 今日零下十幾廿度, 下午開始落雪又大風, 返黎之時架車俾D雪遮住晒, 要掃一排雪同埋暖車先開得。

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  9. 屋仔細細,好齊全,唔錯喎,我出價15萬加幣。
    [版主回覆01/21/2008 10:56:00]OK, 收左你個柯化先! 中午十二時開標。

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  10. 我估 10 萬加幣
    [版主回覆01/21/2008 11:33:00]而家美國地產不景, 或者會有咁平筍盤!

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  11. 有價無市, 如果真係賣得出, 10萬加幣就係成交價.
    [版主回覆01/21/2008 12:00:00]呢間屋位處DOWNTOWN/MIDTOWN之間(?), 叫價高10萬許多, 不過就幾蝦人買。 人多唔夠住, 咁款第日想轉手賣番出去或者亦是問題。等我久不久問吓個家長, 睇吓幾時賣得出同埋若果賣出, 成交價係幾多。

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  12. THE PRICE ? ? ? You get all this for: C$179,900.00 !
     

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  13. 唔係呀?搶錢咩!你打錯幣值咋?HK$!
    [版主回覆01/21/2008 12:20:00]你估25萬加幣喎, 而家已經平過你估個價囉喎!

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  14. 好似麻雀枱都擺唔落喎﹗
    [版主回覆01/21/2008 12:27:00]差d7呎, 都怕夠濶開到張麻雀枱同坐埋人卦?

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  15. shadow : 再睇番說明, 成個地段113呎長X7.25呎濶, 面積係近800呎; 不過減番前門門口外的草地及小路、屋後天井露天地方, 間屋內櫳實際面積得唔夠300呎架咋。

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  16. 邊個若對此屋有興趣, 可代搭路 ...... 收佣特平 !

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  17. 得果300尺又可以塞到咁多家私用具o既
    [版主回覆01/21/2008 21:19:00]由門口到客廳得張椅同几、兩座梳化椅、一個矮櫃; 然後一張貼牆伸縮床...係咁多; 係後面個浴室唔知乜款, 應該都係一個好細的淋浴間。搬入去自己的雜物都唔知點擺, 廣告都冇誤導人, 話要 You don't have much stuff (barely more than a homeless person)...

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  18. 阿大﹐  呢幾日D股仔咁跌﹐  你地真係要小心耶
    [版主回覆01/22/2008 13:50:00]記得早前你地都講過: ... 接受無法改變的 ... 唉, 而家我咪體會緊囉! 不過對我黎講, 仲未算最傷耶!

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  19. 有得執番小小就好快D甩手啦﹐   架陣個時勢都係好危架
    [版主回覆01/23/2008 14:22:00]但係而家負利率, 就算唔輸係股票度, 都會陰乾, 損失左D購買力耶?! 唉, 點算呢?

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  20. 外表睇落好細, 但內裡又 Okay, 再睇埋個後花園就覺得好正,好 Perfect !
    [版主回覆01/23/2008 14:48:00]哈, 終於出番黎行嘞, 好番晒嗱?! 純以地方計, 一個人住都算唔錯, 差在冇乜地方擺野, 加埋個價錢考慮......睇黎都未必咁易賣出。

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  21. E 家個經濟真係好難估計﹐  阿大﹐ 點解你起加國唔投資地產揸手呢﹖  
    [版主回覆01/24/2008 14:07:00]嘿, 你真係識講笑, 發左咩, 邊有錢黎? ...而且呢度你買第二間屋以上(或其他投資), 到你賣時就會同你計數, 睇你買賣差價賺幾多, 抽稅, 好甘架!

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  22. 好nice啊 ~
    唔错bor ~
     
    ink
     
    [版主回覆01/24/2008 21:07:00]Hi, 屋內裝修真係令人睇落幾舒服。

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  23. 請幫忙簽名: http://hk.myblog.yahoo.com/missbethwong/article?mid=7067 ,
    並請轉貼!

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  24. 情人唔係話叫你好似香港炒賣樓咁呀﹐  而係話可唔可以愛呢做收租呢﹐  你做個收租佬都幾好耶
    [版主回覆01/25/2008 12:08:00]遇到個麻煩租客/租霸分分鐘欠租、唔錫你d 地方, 住到污糟邋遢又溶爛,想佢走又冇咁易, 係咁糾纏咁就激氣嘔血耶! 不過其實差一樣最緊要(口既)野, 係 冇 錢!!!

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  25. 香港呢兩日好凍,又濕又凍!
    [版主回覆01/25/2008 12:20:00]十度鬆D? 俾着我就覺得幾正丫! 你怕凍, 怕唔怕熱架? 覺得香港天熱辛唔辛苦?

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  26. 我無乜脂肪,梗係唔怕熱啦!    況且香港四圍都開冷氣!
    [版主回覆01/25/2008 13:46:00]係(口既), 鋼骨熱熱都頂得住! "況且香港四圍都開冷氣!"  老細坐寫字樓, 返屋企又開行冷氣, 梗係OK 。暑假返黎我地喺街周圍貢, 就係因為四圍都開冷氣, 連通街巴士都係, 於是十足置身焗爐之中......

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  27. 乜果邊D租務條例唔幫到你架﹖﹖   咁又幾麻煩耶   
    [版主回覆01/26/2008 12:22:00]真係多謝你D寶貴意見。 不過講就咁講啫, 我根本冇惹呢D煩惱(口既)條件架! 而且..., 話唔定幾時環境改變, 我又起錨返香港長住耶...!

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  28. 咦!間屋細細地幾啱一個人住喎!

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